I'm back. Rejoice!

That´s right, i am back. And more pissed than ever. What's wrong with us? And why do we keep screwing everything up? Howcome we can keep making the same mistakes over and over again and still not learn from them?
I swear, a good bitch slap applied at the right time can do miracles.
That´s what's wrong with the world. Not enough bitch slaps.
That, and not enough bacon. I still think someday bacon will save us all.

2012

Thesis: the mayan calendar abruptly ends on december 23rd 2012. This clearly means the world is about to end.
Antithesis: it is a circular stone. They just ran out of space.
My theory: we are all going to die... eventually. Deal with it.

The Big Bang. Really?!

It sure wasn´t big.
There was definetly no bang.
I dare you to prove me wrong.

Theories? What theories?

Some friend of mine (can´t remember which one, they all kind of look the same to me...), recently asked me if i really had a theory about everything.
Of course i do. As a free and intelligent person (no doubt there...) who thinks about stuff rather than taking it as they come, i do form an opinion about... well, just about anything, actually!
So he (or she...) asked the wrong question. Maybe what he (or she...) really wanted to know was... why am i always right?!
That´s an easy one.
It´s because i´m a genius.

Good news: i am here to help!

Guess what? All your doubts and misconceptions are about to be blown away. Enlightment is my goal as i feel i should share my knowledge with the rest of Mankind (and Womankind to, for those "girl power posh tirany" fans). Keep in mind however, you have to be strong enough to read these lines. Fasten your seatbelts, your world is about to be rocked!